do you think they still deliver pizza during hurricanes
say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period
alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie
Says tumblr user niggercakes
it’s 2014 and there’s still guys tryna rock the 2009 justin bieber hairstyle please love yourself
Hes literally buried so deep that he cant see any light
This is what happens when you ask people to draw a map of the USA from memory.
I’ll have what the last person is having.
ALL OF THIS IS NEBRASKA
the best of tumblr confusion
YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE
god damn it
Yahoo paid 1.1 billion for this.
I don’t know which is better - sea pancake, meat sprinkles, or cereal water
What if clouds and lakes switched spots and every time you looked up you’d see waves being pulled by the moon and we’d wade through the clouds on a hot day. What if birds grew grass and the ground grew feathers. What if flowers were as tall as trees and trees as small as flowers.
I’ll have whatever he’s having.
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."